In case of disaster, call the Scientologists!
Oh shit. I think I'd rather face the disaster.

"The Metropolitan Police have agreed to give the Church of Scientology privileged information on security, the Evening Standard can reveal.

Under the agreement, the Met has placed the church on the database of groups provided with “current, fast-time” details about safety matters.

The revelation will raise further questions about police links with the sect of which John Travolta and Tom Cruise are devotees and which has entertained City of London officers on several occasions.

The Standard has also learned that the sect may be given a prime role in a major emergency, among groups called upon in the event of a critical incident.
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According to documents, the church has offered to be included on the list drawn up by the London Resilience Team, responsible for coordinating the response to an emergency."